My Belief

I believe, beyond a reasonable doubt, that deers think cars are ferocious animals, hell bent on destroying their species.

How many 9 year olds can you beat up?

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my bizzare birthday present...

my birthday started as any other day. i went to work and worked. i then finished working and walked home. after a 3/4 full day of working i was hungry. upon opening my fridge i discovered, to my surprise, i had somehow acquired hot dogs. guessing it was a joke/gift from ashley i called her. she did not leave them for me. i checked my recent grocery receipt and there appeared no hot dog entry.

where the hell did these hot dogs come from?!?