I met this weird man once. I don't think he was the kind of weird that collected human heads and put them in his freezer, no, he was probably the stamp collector type. I don't remember what he said his name was, but I do remember his story about his most priced invention. He raved about how he got a federal grant to develop his product and it only took him 3 percent of the money to finish the project. He thought it would reinvent the cologne industry.

It just smelled like peanut butter to me.